Net worth: 88.7B USD

Age: Young (in lizard years)

Corporate Affiliations: Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, Oculus

Sign: Taurus ♉ (and you know what they say about Taurus signs 🙄)

Behavioral Identifiers: Continues to amass and sell troves of personal data despite making regular apology tours. Strongly advocates against platform moderation and influences presidential elections by creating tools that spread misinformation.

Physical Identifiers: Millennial white boy; Jeans, dark gray t-shirt, hoodie, clammy pallid skin, dead eyes

Edibility Rating: Because of his likeness to a lizard, it might be animal cruelty to eat 🤭 (but I'm not watching 😏)