Net worth: 72.1 B USD

Age: Oldish

Corporate Affiliations: Oracle

Sign: Leo ♌ (and you know what they say about Leo signs 🙄)

Behavioral Identifiers: Collects yachts, hotels, tennis clubs, golf courses, and military jets. Has lowered his tax bills by claiming his Japanese imperial mansions are “functionally obsolete”. Has settled 900M in insider trading lawsuits. Has married and divorced four times.

Physical Identifiers: Old white man, salt and pepper hair, mustache, goatee, chinstrap, no eyebrows

Edibility Rating: Seems edible but his cold, bitter, unfeeling core may ruin the taste.