ugly rich white boy
ugly rich white boy
ugly rich white boy
ugly rich white boy
Jeff Bezos 🍖

Net worth: 178.1 B USD


Age: Sort of old


Corporate Affiliations: Amazon, Amazon Fresh, Audible, IMDb, Twitch, Whole Foods, Zappos, Washington Post


Sign: Capricorn ♑ (and you know what they say about Capricorn signs 🙄)

Behavioral Identifiers: Claims to support employee activism while laying off employees for activist reasons.


Physical Identifiers: Middle-aged bald-headed white man, toothless smile, tailored suits paired with an aggressively weight-trained physique.

Edibility Rating: Could probably eat but seems like he’s mostly gristle and self loathing.