Net worth: 72.7 B USD

Age: Omg so old

Corporate Affiliations: LA Clippers, USA Facts

Sign: Aries ♈ (and you know what they say about Aries signs 🙄)

Behavioral Identifiers: Sweats profusely, slow to adapt to 21st-century trends such as smartphones, social media, and search engines.

Physical Identifiers: Older white man, no eyebrows, tall and bald, often wears Clippers apparel.

Edibility Rating: It is doubtless that he easily feeds a family of 6